Quote #11457
There is no They, Only Us.
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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #27720
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
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First the grub, then the morals.
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #1693
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.