Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #29796
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you but if you really...
Quote #33301
Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.
Quote #33500
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
Quote #31908
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #1213
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #20989
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...