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Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...
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In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
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I can live two months on a good compliment.
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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
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The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.