Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #3273
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #3264
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...
Quote #22615
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...
Quote #32152
All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...
Quote #15456
Life in abundance comes only through great love.
Quote #8358
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #21512
The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.