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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #1917
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to...
Quote #3643
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.
Quote #14026
The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
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If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different...
Quote #1294
Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on...