Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #1143
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage...
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We love those who know the worst of us and don’t turn their faces...
Quote #25799
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #11151
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
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Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.