Quote #1070
The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #34497
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #953
I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of...
Quote #2130
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #28896
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.