Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #1432
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
Quote #898
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #18454
I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #17681
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quote #30708
Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for...
Quote #6817
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of...