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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind...
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
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In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.