Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Quote #1342
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #30201
Christians rejoice because God is their heavenly Father who forgives the penitent, because God...
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #27555
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...