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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
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I cannot live without books.
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The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
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Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
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There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
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He who does not hope to win has already lost.