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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can’t...
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had...
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We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation...
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To conquer the enemy without resorting to war is the most desirable. The highest...
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The test of an author is not to be found merely in the number...
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
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Everyone is in business for himself, for he is selling his services, labor or...