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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
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Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
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See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only...
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
Quote #3692
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.