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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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What came from the earth returns back to the earth, and the spirit that...
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Literature … is the rediscovery of childhood.
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To be closer to God, be closer to people.
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
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The gods too are fond of a joke
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.