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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make...
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #12807
He that seeks trouble never misses.