Quote #24350
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #632
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #11802
You only give me what you have left over, and you want things from...
Quote #32757
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #30716
The web eliminates all hiding places.
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #5502
Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath...
Quote #30105
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.