Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Quote #20995
The gods help them that help themselves.
Quote #8593
In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #16512
Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how...
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #19235
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.