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When good Americans die they go to Paris.
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The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...