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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the...
Quote #24625
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Quote #34840
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
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Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #7080
The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.
Quote #24384
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #24776
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Quote #18603
Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly.