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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
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Courage may be taught as a child is taught to speak.
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their...
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There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues.
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
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Perfection is the enemy of the good.