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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile – sweet fundamental...
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too...
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Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
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An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
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I don’t want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
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Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.