Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #11827
I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but...
Quote #680
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #18592
All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to...
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Quote #9258
He appears to have been weened on a pickle.
Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #6235
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Quote #24921
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.