Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #31466
In a total work, the failures have their not unimportant place.
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #29999
But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The...
Quote #4164
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Quote #30608
Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty aid does away with it once and for all....
Quote #18522
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...