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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
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There is only one person who can measure your success. That person is you.
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Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the...
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I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.