Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #1814
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
Quote #23589
Why does no one confess his sins Because he is yet in them. It...
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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #3109
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of...
Quote #15682
We have more poets thatnjudges and interpreters of poetry. It is easier to write...
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There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...
Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.