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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
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Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterates their loneliness....
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If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of...
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It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
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Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Quote #18288
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.