Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
Quote #13926
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #5566
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #13543
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
Quote #1092
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #29837
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
Quote #9500
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his...
Quote #16086
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle...