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Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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or academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine...
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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
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She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was...
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...