Quote #10947
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #23909
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
Quote #812
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person...
Quote #15494
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
Quote #24773
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its...
Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #9435
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...