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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #665
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
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A little flesh, a little breath, and a Reason to rule all – that...
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Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is...
Quote #13072
If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he...
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A hundred years for now? All new people.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17283
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
Quote #30547
If a man does his best, what else is there