Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #34107
So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that...
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Quote #19333
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Quote #4522
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #730
The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they...
Quote #28646
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require...
Quote #32578
Hatred of dishonesty generally arises from fear of being deceived.