Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #17030
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #10652
you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #33701
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #5616
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #4334
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Quote #11986
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Quote #30877
It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.
Quote #26110
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you...