Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #21235
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
Quote #32736
To feel valued, to know, even if only once in a while, that you...
Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #33738
I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that...
Quote #18336
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...