Quote #7619
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword....
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with...
Quote #21371
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
Quote #3181
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #27222
Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding an answer to everything...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #8080
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #11890
Getting old is not for sissies.
Quote #31979
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their...