Quote #7765
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
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Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields or if it...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #2969
Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.
Quote #33896
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #7531
Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
Quote #22767
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...