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I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned...
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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
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The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
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The eyes believe themselves the ears believe other people.