Quote #14592
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #24445
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
Quote #2980
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
Quote #5887
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #12080
Have love for everyone, no one is other than you.
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #31787
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Quote #16160
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...