Quote #11521
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #20853
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #16944
We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in...
Quote #14187
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #20882
For aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history,...
Quote #8907
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #34301
Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
Quote #24828
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...