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I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be...
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.
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My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a...
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Tout le sang qui coule rouge; All blood is red.
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Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...