Quote #34164
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more...
Quote #3889
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #21561
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
Quote #17573
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Quote #19178
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #12068
I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #20819
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...