Quote #23952
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #32821
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very...
Quote #25729
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
Quote #31646
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear...
Quote #1097
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #13400
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #15716
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by...
Quote #16435
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...