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Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
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It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
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Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days – but not without...
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Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...