Mark Twain Quote #6533 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28211 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Mark Twain Quote #10316 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003 Quote #10159 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Jessie Sampter Quote #1302 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Simplicity is the peak of civilization.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #15122 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Robert Byrne Quote #2486 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Laertius Diogenes Quote #27212 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Democritus says, But we know nothing really for truth lies deep down.
Lou Holtz Quote #17616 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines...
Buddha Quote #19409 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...