Quote #6355
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #3460
How is the Empire?
Quote #19807
People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something,...
Quote #8125
No one is truly literate who cannot read his own heart.
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #16928
What we call results are beginnings.
Quote #16427
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...