Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #23083
There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #13433
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #12225
To display the greatest powers, unless they are applied to great purposes, makes nothing...
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #22001
We must change in order to survive.