Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #26085
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it....
Quote #16942
The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #8702
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #20250
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...
Quote #3723
The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later.
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #13274
Sometimes there are no answers.