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Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
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Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science...
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What is the first business of one who practices philosophy To get rid of...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
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If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...