Quote #21299
One ought never to turn one’s back on a threatened danger and try to...
Quote #7105
I am my nearest neighbour.
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #31772
Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...