Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28353 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual...
Alice May Brock Quote #1475 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
W. Somerset Maugham Quote #657 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
Benjamin Franklin Quote #19688 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
(Anon.) Quote #19176 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Old postcard Quote #12465 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 So many Gods, so many creeds So many ways that wind and wind, While...
Bob Hope Quote #28749 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Dan Dierdorf Quote #27186 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I’ve got correct goals, and if I keep pursuing them the best way...
Vernon Schutz Quote #31562 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this...
Desiderius Erasmus Quote #23802 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.