Quote #34151
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #17332
The good befriend themselves.
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #22651
The shortest answer is doing.
Quote #21664
Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #17910
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that...
Quote #20582
If you are losing your leisure, look out You are losing your soul.
Quote #29575
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...